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		<title>Summer video competition #1 &#8211; Kite on ANYTHING.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2014 03:26:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey all, If you hadn&#8217;t noticed summer is nearly here and the sea breezes are already starting apparently (no-one has looked up what a sea breeze actually is I think) but there is wind none the less. This opens the floor to the first kitesurfing.com.au video competition!! For this video comp you must submit a &#8230; <a href="http://kitesurfing.com.au/?p=4277" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">Summer video competition #1 &#8211; Kite on ANYTHING.</span></a></p>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey all,</p>
<p>If you hadn&#8217;t noticed summer is nearly here and the sea breezes are already starting apparently (no-one has looked up what a sea breeze actually is I think) but there is wind none the less. This opens the floor to the first kitesurfing.com.au video competition!!</p>
<p>For this video comp you must submit a video (via youtube or something) of you or a mate kitesurfing on the most obscure board imaginable! I once used a plastic toy guitar with some degree of success. To qualify the video must contain a kiter, actually riding on the object for some distance lets say 20m or more and hopefully end in a large stack (will gain you points!)</p>
<p>Get creative, planks of wood are simply shit and isn&#8217;t going to win you anything, attaching a hydrofoil to something also doesn&#8217;t really count but I like it so enter it anyway!</p>
<p>There will be a prizes when I can find a willing sponsor / donor but worst case you&#8217;ll get the kudos of the kitesurfing community.</p>
<h2>A VIDEO OF YOU KITE SURFING ON SOMETHING STRANGE, BIZARE, STUPID, INCONCEIVABLE.</h2>
<h4> Below are the entry details.</h4>
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<li>Kiter must ride for at least 20m to qualify 50m is best, a turn n return is awesome! &#8211; the further the more points however if its that easy to ride try find a harder object!!</li>
<li>The kiter is the entrant <strong>not</strong> the person that shot the video! &#8211; There just ain&#8217;t no skill in shooting a video with a phone! more points for more creative film making tho!</li>
<li>There must be an explanation of what it is that you are riding in the entry comment below this post.</li>
<li>The object must be a non-pollutant! &#8211; I can&#8217;t stress this enough, dirty the sea I&#8217;ll come crap in your shoes!</li>
<li>You MUST retrieve the item! &#8211; You can&#8217;t go nuts on something thats going to sink and leave it out in the bay, the winner and their steed will be presented the award, no steed no prize!</li>
<li>The judges will be myself (Pete) and whoever I can get at the pub to watch them over beers.</li>
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<h4>How to submit your entry.</h4>
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<li>Upload your video somewhere, if its facebook you need to post it to the <a href="https://www.facebook.com/kitesurfing.com.au">Northern Beaches Kiters</a> page AND then add a comment to the comments below to say you&#8217;ve entered on facebook with a link if poss, if needed get me the video and I&#8217;ll upload / host it.</li>
<li>Youtube/vimeo entries are quickest, upload it and share the link in the comments on this post (not Facebook!) try and put a link this post in the comments on youtube.</li>
<li>Use your REAL email address to post in the comments <strong>HERE</strong>!. They are hidden from the world and if you don&#8217;t use it I won&#8217;t know how to get hold of you for your prize!!</li>
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<h4>Competition dates.</h4>
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<li>This comp runs from NOW until <strong>November 16th 2014!</strong> &#8211; That is plenty of time to get your stuff together.</li>
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<h4>Tips..</h4>
<ul>
<li>Try and keep it safe.</li>
<li>Points awarded for adding difficulty &#8211; waves, old kites, unsuitable attire etc etc</li>
<li>Big crashes are awesome</li>
<li>Small interviews in the video are good, describe what your going to ride, give it a name and then ride it!</li>
<li>If you can get the whole beach in hysterics I&#8217;m going to like that.</li>
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<p>OK, Any other questions drop us an email <a href="mailto:pete@kitesurfing.com.au">pete@kitesurfing.com.au</a></p>
<p>Have fun.. Wish I could enter&#8230;</p>
<h2>REMEMBER &#8211; TO ENTER YOU MUST COMMENT TO THIS POST BELOW&#8230;..</h2>
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		<title>How NOT to play with kites..</title>
		<link>http://kitesurfing.com.au/?p=3195</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2013 05:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>[vc_row el_position=&#8221;first last&#8221;] [vc_column] [vc_column_text el_position=&#8221;first&#8221;] This video was just shared about on facebook by the SUCK guys. It shows what &#8216;seemed&#8217; like a good idea at the time but ended &#8211; almost predictably &#8211; in near disaster. From what I can read into this they attached a long shoe lace from the boat to &#8230; <a href="http://kitesurfing.com.au/?p=3195" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">How NOT to play with kites..</span></a></p>
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<p>This video was just shared about on facebook by the SUCK guys. It shows what &#8216;seemed&#8217; like a good idea at the time but ended &#8211; almost predictably &#8211; in near disaster. From what I can read into this they attached a long shoe lace from the boat to the harness and proceeded to fly things about to get some great lift. It is actually a wonderful example of apparent wind effects with flying the kite about.</p>
<p>Anyway, the shoe lace snaps at about 20ft up, the shock has stopped the guy completing his loop (which would have made things a bit softer) and he hits the deck like a sack of spuds. Good job this wasn&#8217;t over land!</p>
<p>Anyway. watch, enjoy, LEARN..</p>
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